errrrrhhhmmm….excuse me….

I have the feeling that you have the instruction book upside down or something…….

or

naw! this knot is easy, left over right, pass under, take right twice over left, make a bowline, pass through the centre…what the f….,---- are you concentrating on this or what?

or

so I found this great new optician and these new specs only cost me SeK 150

or

I told them if they moored this brygge here I would tow it into the lake….

or

yeah, and then he was so drunk…I told him watch it…but no, he goes and drops the rice cooker into the water

or

wow! who tied these knots anyway, it's taking ages to undo them?

or

Norwegian Aftenposten headline  (loosely translated):

"Parking has reached saturation point in Oslo".

But what I really really love about this picture is that no-one else seems at all interested. Look at the guy by the 2nd boat on the right